thedrunkenmoogle:

insatiable-geek: Kaylee’s Strawberry Cosmo

Ingredients:
2 strawberries
1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
1/2 oz. simple syrup
dash of orange juice

Directions: Combine all of the ingredients except the strawberries and orange juice in a cocktail strainer with ice.  Shake until mixed, and strain into a martini glass.  Add the orange juice and garnish with strawberries. Nice and sweet, just like our favorite spaceship mechanic. 

Drink created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.

andouilles:

TT: Happy birthday, Dave.

laughingalonewithhomestuck:

shitshilarious:

“Aint Lion”

lOL

antemrd:

OMFG it’s 4:47….

everyonelovesrobots:

…Well…Dayum Jake…I uh…

piyorii:

It’s a silly time to learn to swim on the way down

yummytomatoes:

tangspersonalshit:

That is just like… a LOT of fucking Nepetas

HE PIMPEN

GOT MAD PUSSY

mallius:

“spare you? golly, why would I do that?”

paradoxicaldickery:

Ignored for a pretzel.  Sorry, Dake.

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like,